A man can resist his urge almost infinitely, but when home is in sight, pee will be in pants.
Category Archives: Aforisms
In this eternal masquerade called life,
The purest ones seem strangest and most distant.Those few who really know themselves do not need masks
They truly know how beauty looks like
Being unique, confident and real.People Do not dare to open the book,
where the cover reveals the truth.People cannot stand being alone
Even if that was the only way to survive in a group.
The Tree
Friendship is like a plant.
It all starts from a tiny little seed that mostly is accidentally dropped on ground. If the soil is good, the seed will begin to germinate.
It might be difficult to notice that something special is growing amongst the weeds.
The seeding demands lots of love and care. You need to water it any day and be sure that it gets enough light and fertilizer and that the temperature is correct. You need to root out the weeds around it to let it grow big and strong.
After years of care, the plant becomes a tree. Now it’s standing on it’s own and it can survive the toughest of storms and winters. It will not wither during dry seasons and it can be seen from miles away.
Best friends are like trees. You can stay away for years, but you still know that you can always come back and it still stands there strong and it lasts for lifetime.
A true victor is the one most wisely choosing her battles.
Innovation can only occurr in event of mistake.
Don’t try to do mistakes but be happy when they happen.
There truly are things that are not matter of taste or opinion.
Before you end up too deep in trouble, check from Wikipedia.
Communication might be a tricky game sometimes.
Leave gaps in your story for others to fill.
If they fail, they will never fully understand you.
Don’t be evil to these people, but if you are selling something, feel free to ask 20% more.
Always try to tell the truth.
Instead of lying tell the truth in a way that no-one will take seriously.
“Have you ever had sex with that girl? – Yes. I fucked her brain out and I’m every night jerking off and crying when I think how wonderful it was”
The basic skill of negotiation is to determine how much you want something. You must specify a number in your mind – a sum in money, time or another kind of sacrifice. Never reveal this to others but do not accept anything less.
If you get what you want for the defined price or less, be happy. Don’t worry for others getting the same for cheaper because you have already won.
Women say that men are impossible to understand.
Men say the same about women.
It’s not at all about the sex.
People can never fully understand each other,
but don’t let that to stop you trying.
Most people can use their cars and computers
although they cannot understand the technology behind.
Don’t try to understand how someone’s brain works.
Just concentrate in finding a way to interact.