The opening scene of CLYDE banging everything began in the office of a statistical assistant. A white female, approximately 22 years of age, wearing hot pants, was seated in front of the statistical assistant's desk and they were discussing problems she was having with her sex life between her and her husband. This character's name was ASHLEE in the film. The statistical assistant whom ASHLEE called CLYDE, asked her to sit on the couch located in his office and he began kissing her. CLYDE began rubbing her breast with his hand and unbuttons her blouse and begins to kiss her on her breast. The statistical assistant removes ASHLEE's hot pants and undergarments and a close up of the exposed female genitals is shown. At this point CLYDE performs simulated pussy licking on ASHLEE. ASHLEE depicts orgasm brought about by this pussy licking and a change of camera angle shows the exposed genitals of ASHLEE.The next scene shows ASHLEE seated in front of CLYDE's desk and they begin to converse concerning her husband. CLYDE asks ASHLEE if he can come to her home at 8:00 p.m. the following evening and she agrees. The next scene shows CLYDE calling his assistant on the phone and she comes to his office shortly thereafter. The assistant's name is KYLA and she is a white female, approximately 18 to 20 years of age with blonde hair. She is dressed in a white uniform. CLYDE and KYLA begin kissing while he is seated in a chair behind his desk and she undresses.. KYLA has a gold crucifix around her neck which she keeps on at all times and CLYDE begins to rub and kiss her breasts. CLYDE appears to remove his trousers and KYLA performs simulated handjob. The scene moves to the assistant lying on top of CLYDE's desk and he performs simulated pussy licking on the assistant. CLYDE then performs simulated penetration with KYLA on top of his desk and both appear to reach orgasm. The next scene begins in the living room of ASHLEE's home and CLYDE is giving ASHLEE and her husband advice regarding their sexual relations. CLYDE's assistant KYLA is also present in the living room. CLYDE tells ASHLEE and her husband to go into the bedroom and the scene changes to a bedroom where all four individuals are present. CLYDE tells ASHLEE and her husband to disrobe and they both do so only leaving their undergarments on and CLYDE discusses foreplay. ASHLEE and her husband begin kissing on the bed while CLYDE and KYLA watch. CLYDE sits on the edge of the bed and begins kissing ASHLEE's bare breasts with her husband. CLYDE and ASHLEE's husband begin to rub her genitals with their hands and CLYDE tells ASHLEE's husband to take off all of his clothes which he does and a close up view is shown of ASHLEE's genitals. CLYDE tells the husband to continue and he begins to kiss and fondle his wife's breasts and stomach. The camera changes to CLYDE and his assistant KYLA standing in the corner of the bedroom and both begin to kiss and undress. The scene changes back to ASHLEE and her husband who are performing simulated penetration. At this point the camera changes between CLYDE and his assistant KYLA who are undressing and ASHLEE and her husband who are performing simulated penetration. ASHLEE and her husband depict orgasm. At this point the camera changes to the bed and CLYDE tells ASHLEE and her husband that they were "pretty good and tells the husband to practice with his assistant KYLA. At this point all four individuals are on the bed and KYLA begins performing simulated handjob on ASHLEE's husband, while CLYDE and ASHLEE engage in simulated penetration on the same bed. The next scene takes place in CLYDE's office and he is talking with a white female named MARIEL who is discussing her lesbian problems. CLYDE tells MARIEL to trust him and do whatever he says and then calls his assistant KYLA into the room. CLYDE tells MARIEL that KYLA will make love to her and then he will. The camera changes to KYLA who is seated next to MARIEL on a couch and is unbuttoning MARIEL's blouse, while fondling her breasts. The camera shows a gold crucifix hanging around KYLA'S neck. CLYDE then walks over to the couch and takes MARIEL's skirt off while the two females kiss. CLYDE begins to rub MARIEL around the vagina and kisses her on her bare breasts. He takes MARIEL's undergarments off and continues to .fondle her breasts and vagina along with KYLA. KYLA performs simulated pussy licking on MARIEL and MARIEL performs simulated handjob on CLYDE. The camera changes from scene to scene depicting MARIEL performing pussy licking on KYLA while CLYDE is performing penetration with MARIEL. The scene ends with all three appearing to reach an orgasm. The next scene depicts MARIEL seated on a chair in front of CLYDE's desk and CLYDE asks her to come back and the assistant makes an appointment for MARIEL's next visit. MARIEL leaves CLYDE's office. The next scene begins with CLYDE talking to ASHLEE and her husband in his office. The next scone begins in a room with several pillows on the floor and MARIEL and her lesbian girlfriend JEAN, ASHLEE and her husband and CLYDE and his assistant KYLA all seated on the pillows. CLYDE tells all of them to disrobe and start kissing their partners when they are nude. The camera shows all disrobing and two white females are shown hissing while a white male and a white female begin kissing and fondling.each other. The female is shown performing simulated handjob on CLYDE while one female is performing simulated pussy licking on another. The camera changes to two white males performing simulated penetration on two white females.
A close up is shown of the exposed female genitals and the scene closes .with two females performing
pussy licking on each other simultaneously.
This movie ended with a narrative in which a male voice states something to the effect that this movie was about a small number of
statistical assistants who bring a bad name to the profession and urged individuals to select
statistical assistants carefully. |